Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Free Kindle Books - Humor

Remember This (A Romantic Comedy) by Shae Buggs

Lucy, a hard working shenanigan queen, finds evidence that her husband, Mason, cheated on her. In a heated moment, she throws a wine bottle at his head leaving him unable to remember anything from his past. Since she is responsible for her husband’s amnesia, it is her responsibility to get his memory back. Motivated by revenge, Lucy plans a way to get Mason back to normal while having a little fun in the process. This story unveils her comical attempts to sabotage him and how he tries to win her back.

The Half-Dead Chronicles by Elizabeth Lockard

Evil Chihuahuas, grandma’s cast iron skillet and corpses that insist on being uncorpsified. It must be the end of the world.

But when Kate is bitten and her transformation is imminent, it’s just the beginning of the adventure. With help from her best friend Sara, Kate embarks on a journey to heal herself, defeat the uncorpsified hordes and maybe, just maybe, save the rest of the world while she’s at it... provided she doesn’t join the horde first.

From the Ground Zero laboratory near Fresno to the White House in D.C., the search for survivors leads from one ridiculously dangerous situation to another. Battling man, beast and a combo of the two, quippy Kate and sweet Sara refuse to admit defeat. Who knows? Maybe what folks need is a healthy dose of cynicism and stubbornness. Then again, maybe they just need an antidote. Kate and Sara have that, too.

In four humorous short stories, The Half-Dead Chronicles follows Kate as she battles against the uncorpsified – as well as her own Beta Serum (or B.S.) affected alter ego – using snarkiness, a skillet and, of course, Sara.

The evil Chihuahuas have finally met their match.

The Vampire Relationship Guide Volume 1: Meeting and Mating by Evelyn Lafont

Josie's an average girl who just wants one simple thing out of life--to have sex with a vampire. When she receives an invitation to a party thrown by one of the world's richest vamps, she doesn't stop to question her luck; she jumps into her favorite stilettos and heads out to the event of a lifetime, hoping that she'll come home with a sexy party favor.

But the great undead aren't just pointy toothed hotties waiting to satisfy Josie's carnal desires. With a single-minded focus on fulfilling her sole sexual longing, Josie unwittingly entrenches herself in the twisted world of vampire relationships with no one to guide her but herself.

*A 136 page novella with adult language & situations.

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